Miscellaneous: Today, I realized I despise most of my friends and will do anything...

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By wow - 24/05/2016 15:12 - United States - Gresham

Today, I realized I despise most of my friends and will do anything to avoid them. Including hiding in a bathroom stall for an entire lunch period. FML

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Mynxie 26

Wednesday 25 May 2016 1:51

If you avoid them, why call them your friends? Maybe explain to them why you avoid them.

meatloaf11 23

Wednesday 25 May 2016 3:35

That means it's time for some new friends.

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Mynxie 26

Wednesday 25 May 2016 1:51

If you avoid them, why call them your friends? Maybe explain to them why you avoid them.

meatloaf11 23

Wednesday 25 May 2016 3:35

That means it's time for some new friends.

sam2000_fml 6

Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:24

Its happened to me, I know the pain??.

naviajack626 16

Wednesday 25 May 2016 7:01

My "friends" did that to me once in elementary school. Grow up.

ctosc 21

Wednesday 25 May 2016 8:47

maybe start calling them 'people I hang around with'

ImagineCrazy 27

Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:25

You'd get murdered in my school for hogging the bathroom

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