Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML
anniemeece
Palo Alto, United States
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Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.
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Cad6 24
It was booby trapped.
Justforlolz 14
I guess you could say... That was... *sunglasses* A booby trap. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA- *shot*
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TheElderTROLLZ 15
I bet it felt good! No, but how the hell did that happen?
DREWBERTMAN 2
... Maybe it got stuck on something and OP was pulling too hard? Or OP was putting on a small bra? This could have happened many different ways...
jdcg116 10
ouch.
perdix 31
You subconsciously want to go braless. C'mon! Let the girls bounce around free and unfettered!
TheElderTROLLZ 15
You just made my day.
Cad6 24
Thanks for the imagery Perdix!
I_heart_sex 1
But then they sag later in life! All things need support early in life (young trees, kids, boobs)
DREWBERTMAN 2
I still like the idea of the boobs jiggling'... I'll let my mind wander a bit before realizing the truth in your statement...
BrownSugar10940 2
I've done that b4 it hurts like hell
paku0 2
Don't wear a bra then
SkoomaKi 28
15 Sports bra and trainer bra? I know that and I'm not even a girl....
PoppaSoda 5
With a titty??
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Yes, she punched her face with her boob.
ManicGypsy 22
#87 If she is big enough, it is fully possible to punch yourself in the face with your own boob. Believe me, I know from experience.
yoyodog27 5
It's not punching if its with your boob
Heinousness 0
You remember that one?
lolfood 24
Good job.
Sidel 11
I have no idea how this happens, but I have done it too. Your hand just kind of slips to the front of your body and up in your face...