Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML
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Pleonasm 36
I hold my mouse in an awkward position and my elbow floats in the air, putting the weight on the shoulder. If I play for too long, it aches. But it started when I used a machine to work out and hurt my shoulder doing the butterfly press I think.
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tehman117 21
What position were you in for that to happen?
Cortezthe1st 23
Maybe you should've been making puns on FML since I don't see your comments too often anymore.
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Comments (96)
ItsDutch 16
Look them straight in the eyes, with a straight face and say yes.
ihartmytdi 23
Time to start exercising bruh
Garnetshaddow 30
Maybe switch it up and try the jacking off? You'll use different muscle groups (arms?) that way!
katieemerr 15
This is unrelated.. But think about how weird it is that you're reading my comment right now and you don't even know me.
kerstileann 26
"playing on the computer" is that what theyre calling it these days? ;)
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, "playing" the **** game. =)
Wizardo 34
Pleo I knew the jerking would catch up to you. Told you to lay off time back, circles really get him going.
foxmatrix15 8
So what ur friends said was true. Watching **** on your computer ruined ur arm didn't it. Admit it!!
ITSUPEREFFECTIVE 12
He was trying to be a good ADC.
Schuyler16 17
Oh yes， good ol LOL
Neverafter 14
Everyone knows theres absolutely no such thing as a bad adc. just bad supports.. ;D i kid i kid
mmazzaa 16
Bad supports pisses me off
Likian5 26
Hmmm...and here I thought Pleonasm was only known for the comments he posted haha, now he's got an FML of his own. Assuming it's the same Pleonasm, of course.
samswartzfager 10
Still trying to figure out how this happens
JayVicious 20
too much torque