Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML
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Pleonasm 36
I hold my mouse in an awkward position and my elbow floats in the air, putting the weight on the shoulder. If I play for too long, it aches. But it started when I used a machine to work out and hurt my shoulder doing the butterfly press I think.
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tehman117 21
What position were you in for that to happen?
Cortezthe1st 23
Maybe you should've been making puns on FML since I don't see your comments too often anymore.
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Comments (96)
HighasaCloud 46
Playing with yourself on your computer too much? I see you like internet ****.
jasonswife423 18
playing **** on your computer?
lrw87 22
Same thing happened to me. My husband still mocks me.
Jasti 12
Coming from a gamer; you need to move your mouse and keyboard to different positions a couple times a day to keep your wrists, shoulders or neck from getting stiff and resulting in injuries. Stretch frequently and do little exercises while sitting at the computer.
MELKOZAR 27
So no one will probably see this, but I'm just trying to get the badge for commenting on the same post 3 times.