Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML
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Pleonasm 36
I hold my mouse in an awkward position and my elbow floats in the air, putting the weight on the shoulder. If I play for too long, it aches. But it started when I used a machine to work out and hurt my shoulder doing the butterfly press I think.
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tehman117 21
What position were you in for that to happen?
Cortezthe1st 23
Maybe you should've been making puns on FML since I don't see your comments too often anymore.
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Comments (96)
Britsalmostlegal 17
Hey you finally got an fml posted!! Proud of you! Does it feel as good as you've always imagined? :D
edm4r 5
I thought you said you pulled a mustache
AnFrickenTwan 19
Technically they could be one in the same lol
gabsgarza 8
Just straight up admit it. Lmao
cappellaaa 23
Oh is that what they're calling it these days?
Eleora 19
It's okay, happens to the best of us, champ! ....not really, but it's still okay! Hope you feel better soon, OP!
indigohippopo 20
Sure... "Playing on the computer..." (=.= )
nialls_girl 13
Go be productive. You deserve it.
BlondePsycho 43
Excuses excuses excuses.
nodai 13
I've used that excuse before.