Kotoko
Wylie, United States
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML
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LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.
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Pleonasm 36
You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?
Talooka 10
Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?
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Iknoweverything 29
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ~Ambrose Bierce
tralien 8
Use a coin next time, it makes the scratching easier. But if you think about it, a non-scratchable ticket would be a great gag gift.
masterofwolves 5
why the hell are stories like these even on here?
onorexveritas 24
maybe next time it'll be worth it
Kk_Waylen24 21
Calm down there tiger. You don't have to scratch so hard!
lovelyohhmee 8
You sure you pull a muscle "scratching a lottery ticket"??
yrue82 7
Buy another ticket and use your other arm... Good luck !!!
awkwardturtl3 3
'do you lift? '
fdupagain 11
Is that what they are calling it these days?
freethinker1150 7
either that must have been a ginormously huge lottery ticket , like the size of a billboard , or u r just one big vajayjay ! suck it up puss!!