Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
If you made a Harlem shake video, he took it easy on you.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Well, now you know what to call the first Broadway show you do. The Gay Baboon.
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Comments (80)
perdix 31
Wow! Grandpas with Facebook are starting to make a serious run at the troll grandmas who have been dominating FML lately.
wanttoFchallan 6
Grandpa wins
perdix 31
Send me the link, I want to see you shake that little, red ass for me! (If baboons are like **** Sapiens, the gay ones are the best dancers!)
McNikk 15
It sounds like you were trying to do the Harlem shake...
HowieDoIt 21
Don't be ridiculous!
SS99_fml 20
Awhhh he cares! :) haha he has a great sense if humor I gotta say
calypso1212 14
Defriend.
limitedition 25
Just think of what your parent went through with that guy as a parent.
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
That was rude. Talk to him and explain that you didn't like that at all.
delaneyluke 5
grandpa 1 granddaughter 0 .... don't get sulky, show him you can be better than the grandson he always wanted
thatsdndn1 19
Omg your grandpa is so funny! I wondering if its true and you look that way!