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Anonyme Israel

Today, I picked up my six-year-old son after the karate class I’d signed him up for the holidays. As he got out, I could see he was disappointed so I asked him what was wrong. “It’s lame, we’re not even going to learn how to make fireballs.” FML

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But he can still learn the crouching tiger hidden dragon right?

daniel271 13

Did you break the news to him?

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NO FIREBALLS?!?! OP YOU IT WAS CHELL! FIGHT THOSE TREACHEROUS BASTARDS IN COURT THEN PAY FOR REAL KARATE LESSONS WITH FIREBALLS

Well, fireballs aren't possible, but with a little bit of practice, he can get the True Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms thing working for him!

Send him to pyrotechnics class :P

He's six...give him a break.

This is more cute than upsetting.

Did you oversell this karate thing a bit?

Am I the only one wondering why this parent considers their 6 year old complaining about not learning firebending is an FML? Like, a fun story and cute definitely but not an FML. Unless you consider thinking it's an FML as the actual FML.

Once he masters the super saiyan transformation the fireballs will come with ease. He just doesn't have enough ki yet..

DragonRain3390 4

How is that even an FML?! That's freaking hilariously awesome that he wants to make fireballs!!!