Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML
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WildaRora 43
Hi guys, OP here. The dealer was femalel, I doubt she was older than 25 and we managed to laugh it off. After me nearly dying from embarrassment she actually asked what the book was. And no, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey. It was not just the description of the act that was so bad, it was the moans and groans that the narrator put along with it. It sounded like really bad **** - not that I know what that sounds like! Thing is I was shocked when it came up in the audiobook, which is why it was stopped at that part. Later on I listened to the rest of it and boy was I glad that I managed to stop it when I did. I am really thankful that I found out about this feature before I took my parents for a drive.
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Bobientje 3
At least it wasn't Justin Bieber.
sux4u121 10
Audio ****, nice, I bet your dealer enjoyed that earful of 50 shades of grey.
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Comments (128)
skittles_fairy07 4
Fifty Shades of Awkward.
Lvl_8 7
-2 Charisma
onorexveritas 24
let me guess, fifty shades of grey?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol that sounds hilarious.
Lilo4life 26
What audio book were you listening to??
tatumdanielle 9
If there ever comes at time where you're going to try that with a guy, you can remember what it described on that CD and be like "I am ready."
xxtruelyblondexx 9
Why the **** you even listen to that.... what the hell is wrong with you....
faireanjell 5
Fifty shades?
SaberK 4
Out of curiosity, what was the name of the book?
Epeso4 7
50 shades of grey?