Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML
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WildaRora 43
Hi guys, OP here. The dealer was femalel, I doubt she was older than 25 and we managed to laugh it off. After me nearly dying from embarrassment she actually asked what the book was. And no, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey. It was not just the description of the act that was so bad, it was the moans and groans that the narrator put along with it. It sounded like really bad **** - not that I know what that sounds like! Thing is I was shocked when it came up in the audiobook, which is why it was stopped at that part. Later on I listened to the rest of it and boy was I glad that I managed to stop it when I did. I am really thankful that I found out about this feature before I took my parents for a drive.
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Bobientje 3
At least it wasn't Justin Bieber.
sux4u121 10
Audio ****, nice, I bet your dealer enjoyed that earful of 50 shades of grey.
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Comments (128)
needsagf14 12
What the hell are you reading
TheOnlyX 11
50 Shades of GAAAY!
WildaRora 43
I swear, I am going to smack the next person who says 50 Shades of Grey, or some derivative of the name :). There is no anal sex in 50 Shades of Grey and this book makes it look like a bedtime story. Take the time to read my posts, I finally give in and tell the name of the book. You have been warned.
someguy314159265 15
So, was the book 50 shades of grey?
iwadasn 33
I'm guessing the book was 50 Shades of Grey.
a_frogg 9
50 Shades of Grey?
asia3pea90 13
50 shades of grey??
AnimeBitch 14
No need to be ashamed :P
beclaurela 18
50 Shades Freed, I assume?
IZkat 24
You guys are immature idiots. Now she is so ticked off she won't talk to us any more.
shorty4815 6
50 shades of your life sucks
itszlo 8
I hope you weren't reading 50 Shades of Grey... I hate that book, such garbage