Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML
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WildaRora 43
Hi guys, OP here. The dealer was femalel, I doubt she was older than 25 and we managed to laugh it off. After me nearly dying from embarrassment she actually asked what the book was. And no, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey. It was not just the description of the act that was so bad, it was the moans and groans that the narrator put along with it. It sounded like really bad **** - not that I know what that sounds like! Thing is I was shocked when it came up in the audiobook, which is why it was stopped at that part. Later on I listened to the rest of it and boy was I glad that I managed to stop it when I did. I am really thankful that I found out about this feature before I took my parents for a drive.
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Bobientje 3
At least it wasn't Justin Bieber.
sux4u121 10
Audio ****, nice, I bet your dealer enjoyed that earful of 50 shades of grey.
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Comments (128)
jalapeno47 5
I love 50 shades of darker.
Toriaraekay 1
why would #29 be "thankful" for Beiber, bc he's going downhill and will soon be irrelevant? wouldn't that just make you "indifferent"? why would you be thankful for someone going downhill and becoming irrelevant?
jazzmancarron 11
which is why you shouldn't let total strangers mess with your property.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
YDI for listening to the atrocity that is 50 Shades of Grey. If you're going to make yourself stupid with drivel like that, do yourself a favor and actually read the book.
Diesel_baby 18
Op just said it WASN'T fifty shades of grey.
beckilynn77_fml 8
Speaking of "reading" things... she said it was not 50 Shades of Grey and the author had written other books she liked and she was shocked by this book. that's why it was stopped where it was stopped.
insomniac8400 13
One million dollars of money says it was 50 shades of grey
WildaRora 43
So will that be cheque or wire transfer? Sorry I don't accept Monopoly money.
mattorama 15
A lady has to learn somehow.
WreckerGirl 4
At least you can afford a new car.
mkcherry 14
I can not for the life of me think of anything except what the title of this audiobook would be. If you're going to read adult fiction its best to read it digital or in print rather than audiobook i would hate to listen to some of those narrators describe those scenes, there voices are soo dry.
WildaRora 43
There are good narrators along with the bad. Some of them can turn a great book into the most boring thing ever written. I am talking about all genres not just adult fiction. Some narrators can really bring a story to life. My favourite are Tavia Gilbert, Nancy Wu and Loreli king. Avoid Ilyana Kadushin. I don't have time to read all the books I would like to, and by listening to Audiobooks, I can exercise, clean the house, do my crafts and shock unsuspecting car sales people.
dogger2001 6
get android. its not stir enough to automatically play something.
tj5810 21
I'm so glad I declined the help from my car salesman when he offered to help me set mine up... Thanks, no thanks. That would've been embarrassing!