Today, I photocopied several hundred pages of my school's textbook because I didn't want to buy it. My school later says to just buy it and it will be reimbursed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a textbook for my college class. Not only is the £150 book only sold by our teacher, it turned out to be a piece of shit that he obviously wrote, printed, and stapled together at home. When I went to the faculty about it, I was told it's all perfectly legal, and to drop it. FML
Today, I bought my very first college textbook. I received a stack of hole-punched papers. My $195 "book" isn’t even bound together. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, after waiting two weeks for an email with my online textbook access code, it still hadn't arrived in time for my quiz tomorrow, so I ended up spending most of my money on the expensive physical copy. Not long after I got back home, the email finally arrived. FML
Today, my classmate told me she can copy an article from the internet and hand that in, as long as she cites it at the end. FML
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
Today, I started at a new college. I bought my textbooks and went to my first class only to find out that they changed my schedule without telling me. I'd already opened the book. I could not get $200 back. FML
Today, after having too many projects for end of term, I asked to borrow my sister's paper that she used for the same class last year. After submitting it online, I found the example paper that the teacher handed out. My teacher used my sister's paper from last year as an example for us. FML
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
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m0tl3ycru3 0
Way to go tree killer!
UpsideDownTurtle 6
Bind the photocopied pages together and sell it to the next un-informed student for cheaper.
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Comments (131)
GSP101 0
Should of only copied what you were studying at that moment. Mother nature will not be pleased.
rainbow1223 4
The trees are highly disappointed
thisguy44 0
Beast.
CryMoreFMLs 15
He gets his rocks off on wasting paper, apparently.
FYLDeep 26
Whenever a school says that they'll reimburse you, it just means they've found something else that they can screw you over on.
mommapanda 0
Most school districts help with purchasing books and other materials used in the classrooms. That's why they get funding, either from tuition or from the government. If in doubt, check the policies. It'll save your time as well as the environment.
palahniukpaul 6
At 10 cents a copy that sounds even more expensive
CondomSense 4
This forest is growing faster than I can tell.. cell structure eats away at a massive swell!
MaaaanWTF 1
Well then. You probably want to stay away from college.
bluebeau7 0
At least now you have the regular edition and the scholastic "Money Grubbing Jew" edition.
Altie 13
You're so cheap!