Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a burger joint, facing my social anxiety and practicing my order in my head so I wouldn’t mess it up. When it was finally my turn, I panicked and said, “One large confidence, please.” The cashier just handed me a straw. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery, and when it arrived, the box was completely empty except for a receipt and a piece of lettuce. I called the restaurant, and they insisted I must’ve eaten it all, and was just pretending. I took a picture of the empty box and the soggy piece of lettuce to prove them wrong. It didn't work. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, for the third time this month, my family ridiculed me for being picky for ordering a burger without lettuce. They know I'm allergic. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
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tacojauns 45
Did she give you a burger without pickles?
MissWhitneyB 17
*facepalm* They hire anyone these days
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vanessa09865 23
how can anyone be that stupid? and how is it possible to not know what lettuce is? What does she eat, bread she has delivered to her house? It seems almost impossible to not know what lettuce is; if you go to the grocery store, you're gonna see it! Jeez
eliaaa11 2
Maybe you she didn't understand you? Like you mumbled or have an accent? Just saying, I work as a cashier and some customers talk really fast or quiet . Takes me a second to get what they are saying.
riveju 7
Perhaps she heard "no, let us" and got confused. Stranger things have happened...
Ethrockerdude 6
That's like the time I went to a fast food joint and asked for a non-seeded bun, and she asked what a bun was.
Yelement 7
Is lettuce called something else in the uk? When I was in oz they called peppers capsicums. And the cashier at McDonald's had no idea what root beer was when I asked for it.
Boobles89 9
Why no lettuce? Burger too healthy for you?
GoBoulder 20
Never mind.
badmandilon 19
You should not be surprised since there are people like you that reject the only healthy thing a hamburger has: lettuce.
LUFT 12
She has a job and I don't? -_- the ****.? I'm already more qualified since I know what the **** lettuce is.
cinnamondemon 8
Maybe she didn't hear you. No need to assume she's stupid right away.