Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a burger joint, facing my social anxiety and practicing my order in my head so I wouldn’t mess it up. When it was finally my turn, I panicked and said, “One large confidence, please.” The cashier just handed me a straw. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery, and when it arrived, the box was completely empty except for a receipt and a piece of lettuce. I called the restaurant, and they insisted I must’ve eaten it all, and was just pretending. I took a picture of the empty box and the soggy piece of lettuce to prove them wrong. It didn't work. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, for the third time this month, my family ridiculed me for being picky for ordering a burger without lettuce. They know I'm allergic. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
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tacojauns 45
Did she give you a burger without pickles?
MissWhitneyB 17
*facepalm* They hire anyone these days
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MissesVakarian 6
At least it was a fast food joint and not an actual restaurant. A few weeks ago my little brother asked our waitress what kind of soft drinks they had; she had no clue what we were asking for until we said soda.
Enslaved 38
I have new cocktails servers that'll ring in ex: Vodka with coke because the customers ordered "Vodka /soda". That usually means Club soda. They have no idea what that is or the difference between that and tonic. :P
TheDrifter 24
I was in Louisiana last week (working) and came across a fellow that didn't understand that the country folk call all sodas "Coke". He ordered a Coke, they asked him what kind and he just stared at them like they were from outer space.
Grayness_ 26
For some reason I think she's Hispanic lol (I'm Hispanic before ya start calling me racist)
skehar 23
I can barely find a good job on my own and I know what lettuce is. How does that even happen?
lennelleong 33
How does working as a burger joint qualify as a good job? But at least it pays sth!
bluxie 4
Was she a emigrate or something why she couldn't understand?
saxybandgeek 14
I think the word you're looking for is immigrant. Emigrate is a verb
CharresBarkrey 16
34 - Are YOU an immigrant? You sound like one.
WhiteCrimson 23
Wow. Just when i thought i have heard it all...... Dumbstruck. I agree with the one comment, " you get what you pay for"
Enslaved 38
Edit: Nvm
A83_fml 18
*try not to cry*, *cry a lot.*
arre2006 19
She's on her way for a managerial position there then
kaitlynnn95 10
Wow! When I thought this world couldn't get any stupider....
Morgiepoooh9822 17
Oh my gosh.