Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML
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DSCC 19
Op here I happen to take regular showers and I have a boyfriend I've been with for 5 years so just because I may be a crazy cat lady does not mean I am single or smelly have a good day sir :)
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DSCC 19
There is still hope for you
Death69 24
Reckon there are worst things you could turn into. Start worrying if you start licking yourself and join the wrong type of clowder. Good luck OP!
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Comments (90)
Cheshier 18
That's not a bad thing! I hiss at things for ages!
trucker2 33
Go, shit in his box, that will teach him
domolovesyoshi 33
I erm do the same thing, I also growl like my puppy.
worldclassrager 41
Do you sleep 14ish hours a day as well
trucker2 33
That should be every mans dream, .....Here, kitty, kitty...and SHE SCORES. It sounds, like a win-win situation to me.
sNOOBie_fml 24
I hiss, curl up and purr like a cat. Growing up I acted like an animal because I thought some animals were cool and some habits stick.
joshi42 16
Have tried liking your own balls already?
DSCC 19
That would be hard seeing I don't have any but no I haven't
DragonLove987 14
I purr when something feels good (like massages, not sexual feel good).
RebeccaRFT 18
Oh man that reminds me of the time when I was in seventh grade and I was in the habit of hissing at things when I didn't have an answer for something or to show my dislike for something. I had no clue it was weird because my mom never told me and I weirded out all the kids. Ohhh the embarrassment.
deathshead 19
lol dont worry man, worry when your like me, in your junior year and still freaking people the **** out with your total emotional detatchment from life and see everything living as deserving to die (or at least thats what I tell them I think)
Catlover1130 14
I'm a cat person and I always do this. Just accept it and have fun with it.