Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML
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DSCC 19
Op here I happen to take regular showers and I have a boyfriend I've been with for 5 years so just because I may be a crazy cat lady does not mean I am single or smelly have a good day sir :)
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DSCC 19
There is still hope for you
Death69 24
Reckon there are worst things you could turn into. Start worrying if you start licking yourself and join the wrong type of clowder. Good luck OP!
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Comments (90)
DSCC 19
There is still hope for you
luckydumbass 8
you are what you eat.
leogachi 15
@58 Op is a straight woman.
DSCC 19
I agree with #64 unless my boyfriend has a ****** I don't know about which I doubt
NoOneElse999 8
I'll join you OP! I'm similar to a cat in some aspects and I've come to accept my fate as a cat of tails. (*wink*). My husband has come to accept this too and encourages it with rubs behind the ears. :)
DSCC 19
Lol my boyfriend accepts it pretty well he mostly laughs and calls me a weirdo but sometimes he lets curl up on his lap
thefmlman2011 37
"Hey babe, wanna try anal?" -hisses-
deathshead 19
I have a cure to your problem, get a dog.
Silverstar706 14
What problem?
oliv34 11
but cats know where its at... thats why everybody wants to be a cat
CoreyMan01 10
Ummmm, Stop being a cat then...??
MDoremis 38
I'm a crazy cat lady and married. My cats are my babies, and I like them better than most peoples children. We have a bad reputation because of a few absolute nutters.
fromtxnotcowboy 12
Sounds like the back of a goosebump book lmao
9a_1z 12
I have a similar problem, except I'm spending time with invisible sloths. Shhh I'm not lazy... I'm a sloth.