Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into his mouth. FML
NoMoreTacoBell tells us more.
Hahaha I never thought this would get posted! So the long story is, me and this boy have been best friends for a long time, Taco Bell and burping contests are a regular part of our friendship (and many other less-gross things). First of all let's clear up that I DID NOT VOMIT in his mouth. Not that a burp is much better but oh well. We just started dating recently so I was mortified, but our being best friends helped us both laugh it off in the end. Definitely should have called this one TacoBelch.
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pugpuggy 21
Did you not feel if coming up and back away?
igg125 30
F His L!
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Comments (74)
rockwrench 18
Too funny. I can visualize you two lip locked with his cheeks all puffed out.
hoosiergirl94 31
Eww you couldn't just stop kissing for a second?
jenjen6677 12
That must've been awkward
yeemahlifesucks 10
That's nasty.
Ihavenoidea9644 6
Didn't you read one of the last FML's? No Taco Bell before dates. At least you didn't shit on him.
alfonze07 12
That's a mouthful.
italyball 12
Perhaps you should stop eating Taco Bell then.
Zebediabolical 45
Today, you made out with a boy for the last time this year because he'll tell everyone what happened. FYL.
bhfriday 9
That's hot
pimpmilk69 18
that's happened to me. I just tried to laugh it off and ate a mint then kissed again because she was a good kisser. just a mistake not like its going to happen again