Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't stop screaming, and the other kid found his mom's vibrator and won't stop playing spaceship with it. The parents will be home in an hour. FML
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moomanjohnny 10
I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".
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FireDragonV 6
It's not your fault OP, that kid's mom should find a better place to hide her vibrator
FMLkoala 28
Hey mummy! Wanna play buzz lightyear with me!?
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Comments (91)
SourAmaretto 6
Maybe mommy needs to put her toys away in a better place. Her kids should never be able to get to her 'spaceships' in the first place!!!
haddiej 21
And if you did that to my kids, I'd definitely have your ass arrested.
love_struck97 19
Chill out stop being bitchy like you've never been on your phone around kids?
Ju1ie6 6
You should have played stupid and said you didn't know what the vibrator was.
00DarkAngel00 5
then waht r u doing on this app?
Houston3 5
Engaging warp speed.