Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't stop screaming, and the other kid found his mom's vibrator and won't stop playing spaceship with it. The parents will be home in an hour. FML
moomanjohnny tells us more.
moomanjohnny 10
I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".
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FireDragonV 6
It's not your fault OP, that kid's mom should find a better place to hide her vibrator
FMLkoala 28
Hey mummy! Wanna play buzz lightyear with me!?
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Comments (91)
haddiej 21
Yeah, drug them. Great idea! Please don't ever have kids...
moomanjohnny 10
Ha
rholliday17 3
plot twist, it's the Dads vibrator...
moomanjohnny 10
I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".
Alchemist_21 26
Was your phone on vibrate?
Calingaladha 21
Haha. Kids, gotta love them.
sicksadworld1317 30
You already ended the FML with a cliffhanger; it just isn't fair to end your follow up the same way! We all want to know what the mom had to say about the spaceship. Indulge us, OP? *bats eyelashes*
romanova83 6
This comment deserves a follow up too.
WinterBlue42 22
I've always wondered why some people leave their. . 'spaceships' in easily accessible places. Have the decency to at least hide it well, right? Hopefully they did not blame you!
braidedsilver 8
Ease of access. Those spaceships get pulled out during take off, not so much before or during alone time.
moomanjohnny 10
The mom said that I was the one that gave the "spaceship" to the kid. She said that I made the kid play with it. She said that her "perfect angels" would never do that. I was asked to never come back and I didn't get paid.
renafire 16
Wow...I want to fyl this reply; that really sucks. Also, I can't imagine letting someone babysit my kids if I didn't trust them so I don't get why she wouldn't believe you.
redstone7693 29
In that case, the mom seems like a ****.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
She's a bitch.
logan_3416 13
Common
EwahWeeWah 21
Yeah that mother is a massive ****, the **** she mean that her "perfect angels" wouldn't do that? theyre young and don't know better, it's expected. can you contact someone to make them pay? probably not, people like that piss me off a ton.
GingaNinja01 15
Get off FML and tell the kids to behave!
kulebro13 5
So you came to fml for help? What's wrong with today's society?
RedPillSucks 33
I think you're missing the purpose of this site.
pjsr 33
Nobody comes to FML for help - although it seems like 3/4 of the posters must believe it's an advice column. The incidents happened hours ago, often months ago. People are just sharing funny events, not asking for a solution. Make a funny comment. Don't offer advice.
llamaslikesoda 21
Mommy and her little girl/boy will have fun playing space ship :)
Raidriar 14
What the ****.
Tymaster5 22
I think 40 has been watching to much ****.
DARKDAY07 16
Oh SNAP!!
awsomeandlegend 3
Instead of stopping them u post this. Lol
zevo1415 10
Hmm possibly OP posted this afterward...just a thought
JessTsayin 3
Lmao that is hilarious