Kids: Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't...

moomanjohnny 31 May 2014, 06:40 Pleasanton, United States

Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't stop screaming, and the other kid found his mom's vibrator and won't stop playing spaceship with it. The parents will be home in an hour. FML

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moomanjohnny 10

31 May 2014, 16:40

I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".

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FireDragonV 6

31 May 2014, 12:39

It's not your fault OP, that kid's mom should find a better place to hide her vibrator

FMLkoala 28

31 May 2014, 12:40

Hey mummy! Wanna play buzz lightyear with me!?

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worldclassrager 41

31 May 2014, 13:00

As soon as they get back there should be a control...the vibrator on the other hand you should be able to get away with you didn't find it

tealrobot 15

31 May 2014, 13:22

good luck with that

brandoneyez1 25

31 May 2014, 13:28

You could probably take the vibrator away before your next FML is , the parents got home and the 6 yr old was still playing with moms vibrator.

Lancer033 5

1 June 2014, 05:45

**** it. .that's hilarious....embarrass the mom.

FireDragonV 6

31 May 2014, 13:35

This actually seems more like an fml for the kid's mom. "Today, I left my kids with a babysitter to enjoy some time away. When I got home, one of them was screaming and the other was running around holding ny vibrator, and the poor babysitter was hopeless. FML"