Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, my boyfriend started a six month jail stint. The last thing he gave me was his phone, on which I discovered $30,000 in credit card debt. Why didn’t I go after the guy who went to dental uni? FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating. Not on me but WITH me! This man has a whole wife and two kids that I swear I had no idea about. I feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. FML
Today, I learned why my credit score is so low. My mom stole my identity almost three years ago. Her excuse? "You didn't need good credit for anything anyways". FML
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Top comments
SApprentice 34
This is one of those situations where a 'dump him' is well deserved. Change your credit card information, lock him out, and file charges against him for whatever he stole from you. Manipulative thieves deserve little sympathy.
TurtleSmile 14
For your sake, I really hope you hadn't known him that long.
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Comments (58)
Enslaved 38
What a deceitful person! Don't be surprised if you're missing more than just that. I'd check around for missing valuables, like jewelry etc...
Kiki242 19
You need to lay the smackdown on his ass.
mw60 1
You need to eject him from your life then you need to contact the police and your credit card company and report the fraud and give them his identity. If you let this go he will keep doing this to you or anyone else that he can. Relationships are not built on lies, secrets and theft.
iloveweed69 7
On to da next
severe_fml 3
"Why are you buying all this My Little Pony stuff?" "Oh that's just for my kids.. I mean myself! ...Oh wait, umm..."
vanderleibry 3
I see wat you did that. /)
DinoChicken 3
Looks like its time to dump him...
thefuckinloser 6
LMAO
CuriousAlien 7
Dump. His. Ass. Now
CallMeMcFeelii 14
You missed a period.
CuriousAlien 7
Lol! Uh thank-you for noticing. My life is officially complete!!!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Go to the police and then sue him. He was using you from the beginning. He's a parasite.
yentlben 2
"Hello, fraud alert?! I'd like to report a Theif"- then dump the douchebag.