Today, I learned that when I start University next month I will have to either pay $900 for an all-access semester-long parking pass, pay $200 for for a bus pass that takes an hour to get to campus, or pay $100 to park outside campus and walk 4 miles to and from class each day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Time to get a bike!
Today, I have to get up at 6 a.m. each day to make it to a class at 8 because of commuter traffic. The college has decided to eliminate an entire parking lot right next to the building where my class takes place, to build a parking garage, which will take 2 years. The only open parking is a field clear across the campus. FML
This is fine
Today, I got another parking ticket because I can't afford a parking pass for the school I attend. I now have over $700 in unpaid parking tickets. I have classes all day from Monday-Thursday. I work Friday-Sunday. They recently cut hours at work. Some days I can't afford to feed myself. My mom said, "Figure it out." FML
Today, I decided not to park in the parking garage on campus, in an attempt to save the $8 it would have cost me. Instead, I parked in a surface lot (about a mile away) and got a $50 parking ticket for not having a permit to park there. FML
Cough up
Today, I found out that a single unpaid parking ticket from September put my student account on hold and unregistered me from all my spring classes. I'm a senior and this is my last semester. FML
Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML
Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML
Forgetful
Today, I have to pay my college an extra $1000 because there is a $20 charge every time you get locked out of your room, and I have an extremely poor short-term memory. I'm also only allowed to have exactly one keycard at any given time. FML
Today, I did the math and discovered that every year, I pay the equivalent cost of a luxury car to a college that can't even keep rats out of the dorms. FML
Fortunate son
Today, I found out that this fall, I'll be living in a dorm with a communal bathroom, paying most of my way. My brother, a grade below me, will be living in a 2 bed 2 bath apartment, all expenses paid by my parents. Why? "It costs money to get rid of people” and “You can do school from home." FML
Today, I found out that I have to take a weekly workshop outside of class time all semester, and it's only offered on the day I have the most work hours. I barely make ends meet as it is, but the professor said to figure it out or fail. FML
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blaherman 12
Pay the 100 and ride a bike
sjattiepoo 1
I would go for the bus
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mariri9206 32
What'd you expect? Parking, bus passes and the like through your college aren't cheap. However, it should have already been factored in/included with tuition/room and board and the like finances when you chose them months before now so I can only imagine that something slipped through the cracks with this and that it's more expensive than what might be normal because it's so last minute. Unless your college is just a really super expensive one - in which case, you shouldn't be surprised. You should have inquired about it.
Nate Pillay 2
Find a lift to uni, or give someone a life, and then pay them $100 to park the car at the $100 parking
haleylynn001 4
OP here! To clear up one point, the bus ride wouldn't be from my home, I would drive 30 minutes to the local park and ride and then board the bus to campus, so I'm really leaning toward walking. Also, I'm a single mom so even just $100 goes a long way at our home. Either way, I'm really excited to start there! I'm finally going to finishing my engineering degree after 2 years at community college. Well, thanks to everyone for the support and advice!
100MillionHP 8
That's like having no net neutrality in real life!