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Anonymous United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

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heyyou1203 0

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

diet_otaku 0

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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xjessxjessx 0

has happened to me :/

DizzyDaydreams 1

try going to the philippines, i live here and the bus, jeep and taxi drivers are like assholes. whenever i pass over a big road i always see buses parked in the middle.

mimi2016_fml 0

I hope u have ur lawyer on speed dial..

NathanV_fml 2

wtf?

whitecloud197 0

agree with #1. sue the bitches

Unnoticed2015 1

SUE! The same exact thing happened to me two month's ago!

AssTard 15

Well obviously you can still get hit. And why are all FML's put into that kind of form? You could of just said "I was hit by a car".

ImTheAlpha 30

Hey, if you døn't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!

ImTheAlpha 30

Dammit, I'm late. Can someone make me a sammich? I haven't ate in 8 hours.

FuhrerBurg 11

Sidewalks. Oh you mean the shoulder of the road that they raise for some reason.