ouch
Mexico
Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
PolarBear2020
Rent-a-wreck
Today, I was driving my rented car on the highway at 60 mph when I realized that the brakes had gone. FML
car
Australia
Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML
Anonymous
I want to ride my bicycle
Today, I decided to ride my bike for the first time in over a year. It was seemingly going well, until I got to the first hill. As I began to ascend, I was trying a bit to hard and shit my pants, 8 kilometers away from my house. FML
Fox
United States
Less haste, less speed
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
ihpgolj
United States
BIKES
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sorry!
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
E-fail
Bathurst, Canada
On yer bike
Today, I received my new e-bike. I could barely afford it but I desperately needed a method of transportation. On my second ride, I splashed through a fresh sidewalk. There was sidewalk in the chain, in the brakes, everywhere. There goes my brand new bike. FML
Anonymous
DIY FML
Today, after spending hundreds of dollars on parts and tools, and hours of research to teach myself how to perform the work, I upgraded my bike. It was also today that I made it 4 blocks from my house on my first ride before I hit a curb and broke my collarbone. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Sick board!
Today, it was my first time trying to longboard. I ended up going down a steep hill and didn’t know to how stop. I wound up in the hospital with a fractured knee and bruises all over from trying to stop myself. FML
Anonymous
Burbank, United States
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Let's just hope that your bike is going so fast that it begins to fly like E.T.
issoz 10
On the bright side, you're still alive to share the story..
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Comments (132)
kbt13 0
at least your hospital service was really fast apparently
ih82bl8 2
Ooooh... Been there... Crashed into a tree and landed into a leach swamp
samdeboer07 0
way to go dumb ass
BernieBeauty 1
is the bike okay?
tpicon08 0
Ooooo been there, done that, hope not to go back! sorry to hear about that
gptrash420 0
learn to bail, bitch.
Teal98765 6
oh...ouch luckily there wasnt a brick wall at the end of the hill
juston_p 1
I had the opposite happen when I was 11. My bike stopped and I flew over the handlebars, down the hill, and into a road sign. I spent two weeks unconscious with a gay doctor changing me. FML
rolonmarcos 0
if ever by some slight chance it happens again use your foot as a brake on the back tire genius
golong77 0
You should use your foot in the back of ur tire. It works