Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, my coworker screamed at me for once again calling her by a different coworker's name. They have the same hair, skin color, and body type, so I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to tell them apart. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML
Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
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Top comments
daddysgirl243 21
he must have gotten you guys backwards
man_eating_bunny 18
Don't listen to those assholes I'm sure you look fine :)
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Comments (51)
heyitsaliciaaa 20
No matter what you look like, you're hot Leslie in my book.
Micool_fml 14
You don't need a makeover. They need a personality makeover.
emilytheperson 17
Ah that sucks I'm sorry! Ignore them.
ilovewhatthecut_fml 12
But is the "hot Leslie" as hot as that ?
TheGreastest 24
wut?
wondercat40 28
I know how you feel. I actually get excited when I hear someone say my name, and they actually mean ME, not the other Emma!
MrThump 16
Wow what ******* you work with. Sorry to hear this happend, hope it didn't upset you too much. Let your boss know your coworkers comments are not acceptable.
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Maybe they knew you were listening and decided to **** with you
Silk_Routes 14
NO ONES UGLY IN OUR UNIVERSE OP :)
FitFriday 32
OP: "sorry I'm the hot one, you got us mixed up"
Cebolamole 13
No matter who's the "ugly Leslie" or the "pretty Leslie", both your lives suck, that's terrible.