Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
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shaytards_fml 9
I love your parents
Fuaaad1994 31
Think we have found OPs girlfriend!
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Comments (94)
Meettitan 14
Upperdecker their toilet.
Goblin182 27
If grammer affects you that much, you are the Hitler of the grammer nazis.
blcksocks 19
Actually I would worry more about OP's long term mind scars than his GF's short term embarrassment. Please tell me how many people would like to see their parents naked? None
Jabberwockyy 13
Well isn't that some good old family fun. (I think he would be more scarred seeing his parents naked than she would be).
raspberryboo 10
why do so many think this is so cool? I wouldn't want to walk into my bf house and see his parents naked
strike2867 13
Just pretend right... Because if you opened the door and they were naked, that wouldn't be pretending anymore...
MissleDusting 7
Are you used to your parent being naked, OP?
weveallbeenthere 30
Thats great. good idea.
SmittyJA24 26
.... What do you mean, "pretend"???
Km1490 20
They were naked or.just talking about it?