Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
Today, some people in my class here in New Zealand found out that I'm from Canada, then spent the rest of the period asking if I had a pet moose and whether or not I lived in an igloo. They were completely genuine questions. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML
Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML
Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML
Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
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purpleamandapand 6
being Canadian, this makes me sad.
Pyr0freak 0
Throw them into a Sparta pit. We don't need any more idiots like them in the world. Fkin kids these days -.-'
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Comments (167)
katelynjoy 0
ahaha!! this one actually made me laugh. op I think you need to work on your teaching skills.!
BradenLock 4
you asshole I hope u get ****** hard by a giant sheep. how could you bee doing your job so poorly that they don't even know that Canada is a country, let alone the second biggest in the world. and the Arizona thing? that's just plain pathetic. go back to clown college, bitch.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
ydi for being an idiot because there is no possible way that they were serious.
bacondude 0
teach better!! hahaha
the4starr 3
I didn't know that. but I'm from Australia ! :D
xCajunGurlx 0
omg I can't stop laughing.
Boy_Flow 0
great teaching professor x-D
ragtime88 0
LOL
sbu_002 0
hahahahaha Great.
Gofrieddough12 5
u fail at ur job