Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I made a joke about an older girl looking sexy because she had messy hair and half makeup on and half off. My girlfriend of 3 years found it offensive and broke up with me, then later made up rumors. Now my whole high school thinks I got her pregnant. FML
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, I noticed while sitting on my office chair, my belly is now large enough to touch my thighs. I'm not pregnant, I just ate my feelings for the past few years, and gained about 20kg in total. I've never felt so much self-loathing as I do right now, and I'm too ashamed to ask for help. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Welcome to high school. The place where the ****** become bigger ******, the rumors are crueler, the idiots stay idiotic, and... Everyone gets the picture. I know what it's like OP. My freshman year, not even halfway through, all the people I grew up with were spreading the worst rumors ever. It's true when they say everyone's waiting to say something bad about someone else. Hopefully, you won't have to start over at a new school like I did and you'll be able to properly treat your depression. In a few years, no one will even care. I'm out of high school now and I could care less; whoever started everything is hardly my friend anymore. You're probably a freshman or sophomore. It gets better, trust me. However, if your depression is affecting your attendance, you really should be seeking help. It's only for the best. [/serious comment]
kikiface 1
i'm sure that rumor helped your depression a lot :[ haha fyl
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redbluegreen 41
Welcome to high school. The place where the ****** become bigger ******, the rumors are crueler, the idiots stay idiotic, and... Everyone gets the picture. I know what it's like OP. My freshman year, not even halfway through, all the people I grew up with were spreading the worst rumors ever. It's true when they say everyone's waiting to say something bad about someone else. Hopefully, you won't have to start over at a new school like I did and you'll be able to properly treat your depression. In a few years, no one will even care. I'm out of high school now and I could care less; whoever started everything is hardly my friend anymore. You're probably a freshman or sophomore. It gets better, trust me. However, if your depression is affecting your attendance, you really should be seeking help. It's only for the best. [/serious comment]
Starfire22 5
so true rbg! Luckily, I didn't really have any problems in high school, but I could care less about stuff that happened when I was a freshman. I barley remember highschool except for the afterschool avtivities that I was apart of and finally graduating.
AlterEggo 0
You deserve it for being fat. And depressed. Nothing in life is worth being depressed over. You are alive so get over it.
x_AbyssGazing_x 0
You clearly have no clue what depression is. Shut up. =]
protwtf 0
You sir, might be wrong about depression, but fatties really need to die.
iBeast7 1
stfu you idiot. you don't choose to be depressed! it comes to you!
xx_kaelen_xx 0
ohhh this happened to me.lol some girl that doesn't like me started a rumor that I was pregnant. she overheard me and my friends joking around about being ****** soo she just assumed that I'm pregnant.....and the whole school knew....even my boyfriend who freaked out....he dumped me btw.FML haha
snapdragons 0
Quit being so emo.
kk2krazee 0
Whaaaaaat. You need an attitude adjustment sweet pea. Don't let the words of others ruin your life. Go to the gym or find some workout routine, also.
locklock 0
guess ur goin to miss a few more days
maskedman 9
I'm not sure about the other stuff but for some reason the pregnancy rumor is very popular. I can still remember the first time sones girls spread a rumor that I was two months pregnant.
xHabsfanx 0
Eating your pain away, eh? I think you should see a doctor regarding your depression, and then work on losing those extra pounds.
underpaid011 0
cheer up. I would be depressed too if I had to spend my days locked up with retards. Just going by the rumor, I would conclude that yes - you spend your days locked up with retards.
cookie_fun 0
The first day I went to school (year 9) a girl asked me if I was pregnant... I got offended but I stayed at school and ignored it :)