Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, as always, I get the hiccups ten times a day, sometimes more. They are very painful, and the only thing that makes them go away is water. The doctors have found no apparent cause. I hate my body. FML
Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML
Today, I fractured two ribs from coughing. My doctor told me to stop coughing, or I would fracture them more. I have bronchitis. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I tore an intercostal muscle in my ribs. Now I can't cover my cough, as I have to cross my arms against my ribcage to stop the pain. FML, FML, F Me All Day Long (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells). FML
Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML
Today, after finally breaking my addiction to sleeping pills, right as I was drifting off to sleep at my first decent drug-free time in over 4 years... I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I've had a cold for over a week, and I've been coughing so hard, I bruised my ribs. I'm also 8 months pregnant. Guess where my son likes to kick me. FML
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anon80214 15
Have someone show you the medical bills, that should scare you.
ManInTheMachine 20
Stand on your head. Jump up and down. Burp. Drink Ginger Ale. Hold your breath. Get scared. Drink water. Juggle. Yell. Breathe through your mouth. ...and by the time you've read through all of these stupid, inane remedies, you would've forgotten to hiccup. You're welcome.
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Comments (124)
spottyblanket 8
I can solve this for you op, and I gurantee this is the only thing that 100 per cent works. Hiccups are a muscle spasm, reach into your throat and touch your tonsils, the dangly bit. It sounds a little gross but it will stop it.
ratorr2 23
I feel sorry for you. It hurts just reading about it. I can only imagine the pain every hiccup brings you.
XJTKZX 1
Eat a tablespoon of peanut butter works every time
nuggetman213 0
Take a table spoon of sugar
SoultheWolf 19
I feel your pain... When I had my twisted pelvis I would randomly get hic ups that would last 10-15 minutes. It would seem to last a lot longer. Each time I let one out I would cry out in pain. I hope your cracked rips heal fast though OP.
nicoleolivieri 3
You said it twice :P
6pointstuntin 12
sad panda fyl
Why_Not31 12
Taking a dump is not going to be fun. Although you've probably already figured that one out. Oh, sneezing is also not fun. Good luck recovering. :)
cuddlebunny3548 11
We know was causes hiccups, it's your diaphragm having spasms. It helped us breathe back in the evolutionary days...
juanschwartz 18
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