Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML
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Today, I handed in my 2 weeks notice, since I have to leave for college soon. My boss told me it was fine, then cut all my remaining shifts. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I have a feeling you're about to come down with a very nasty flu that will keep you out of work for, oh, about 2 weeks.
jttorkildson 21
I'm pretty sure there are laws about providing a suitable work environment.
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Comments (80)
mickey1818 7
damn
pommy1 6
hell no. stand up for yourself. boss is treating you like a dog!
countryb_cth 38
I wouldn't even treat a dog that way. Your employee gives you their two weeks and thats how they get treated? I would be so happy leaving there. What the boss is doing is total bullshit.
TroyAllen2995 13
throwing some major shade...
UhHuhHoney 20
You may be able to file a lawsuit..
jademitch 20
Just don't complete your notice then, he asked for it
Sheepalicious 20
What a twist!
Harold6858 9
I had a dog once named basement
mskeptik 12
There is no such thing as a law about 2 weeks notice. You can leave right now!
exuberant_orange 17
That's awfully petty of your boss. Sorry OP!
primetimetim 6
taken straight from office space...