Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hoarding it for himself
Today, I haven't had any real sleep in 4 days because I am an insomniac. My father is also an insomniac but he takes Ambien to get his rest. Me? I'm stuck staring at the ceiling for hours because he won't let me take any kind of medication, because he doesn't want me "getting addicted." FML
Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML
LET ME SLEEP
Today, I reached a total of three doctors, one therapist, one psychiatrist, and five prescribed medications, all because my body refuses to let me sleep. FML
Vicious circle
Today, just like every other night, I can't sleep. even after taking prescription sleep medication, all because my anxiety won't let me sleep. Why do I have anxiety? Because I don't sleep. FML
Zombie
Today, I had to explain to my gaming friends that I can't be a night owl anymore because of a major health scare where I was suddenly unable to sleep at all. I now have to take sleeping pills every night and abide by a strict sleeping schedule. My friends are bummed out, and I feel bad for them. Fuck insomnia. FML
Earthquake
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
Intense
Today, after I'd finally decided to see a doctor about my anxiety and insomnia, I was so nervous about what the doctor would think of me that I had anxiety attacks that kept me from sleeping a wink all night. I ended up oversleeping and missing the appointment I was so nervous about. FML
Night terror
Today, I'm officially at the point where I would do literally anything to have a pleasant dream, or at least one that's not absolutely fucking terrifying. I now know where the irrational fear of sleeping comes from. Anxiety can go fuck a duck. FML
Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML
Spooooooooky
Today, after months of believing my house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if my cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML
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deadlyassdaniel 0
Its probably just R kelly . He has been trapped in that closet for a while.
Bemajinn 0
this is a definite FYL, you can't choose what you're scared of, even if it's not real. hence why it's called an "irrational" fear.
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Ludii_fml 0
ydi for being french
margicks 1
But what if they are in the closet! Were unprepared for a monster attack!!!
angtaffe 0
its okay evry 1 is afraid of something
Honesty4U 0
Dude, I feel ya! I'm 25 and terrified of clowns and the dark. My parents have a stuffed clown that lives in their super dark basement and if I have to go down there, I nearly have a panic attack! I know it's irrational, but I'm still frightened! I think Stephen King's IT and the clown little person at my 1st birthday scarred me as a child...
FunnyWeasel 7
does that keep you from going to McDonald's?
Spastastic 6
Wait -- do you mean that you read IT when you were a child??
yelwarc 0
are you a boy or girl?
Honesty4U 0
I refuse to eat in McDonalds, only go through the drive through. No I saw the movie IT when I was like 3. My uncle was watching me and didn't see anything wrong with me watching it. I'm a girl.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I know clowns are a common fear; there's something psychologically disturbing about how their make-up hide their true faces and feelings, I think. And I know the horror genre works best when it plays with common, relatable fears, like the clown coming to life and the evil tree trapping on the window in Poltergeist. But in the case of infamous movie monsters like Pennywise in IT and the shark in Jaws, I have to wonder: are they scary because the villians are things we're inherently afraid of and already distrust? Or are people my age mostly afraid of clowns or sharks after seeing them in a scary context as kids? I'm just noting this because I've heard a lot of people say they hate clowns because of that movie. I wonder if they'd have the same reaction towards something less stereotypically evil, like an acrobat.
Spastastic 6
Personally, I was already scared of clowns before I watched/read IT. It just made it worse. I can't imagine watching the movie at 3, I would have been absolutely terrified. D:
Honesty4U 0
I'd like to think that my fear of clowns is a true deep down horror, only because I think I traced it to an origin. Before ever seeing IT, my mother hired a friend of her's, who is a little person, to be a clown for my first birthday. In EVERY picture that he is near me, I'm screaming my head off. I'm still a little freaked out by little people too. So I like to pinpoint my first birthday as the root of these incredibly irrational fears.
Honesty4U 0
Actually, just realized I was 5, but it still scared the hell outta me! Remember how they were in the sewers, the chick hears the voices from the sink drain, etc? To this day, if I step on the drain when I'm showering, I still think of Pennywise! I can't even brush my teeth without keeping my eye on the drain!
SarahMacPhersonn 0
Why do your parents have a stuffed clown in the basement?
Jimboom 12
Don't worry.. there is nothing in your closet.... just me. Mwuuhaahaaaa
Honesty4U 0
I'd be cool with Alphonse Elrich in my closet. I'd get him to teach me to transmute things! Fullmetal is awesome!
FunnyWeasel 7
giggity
super_sm 0
Micheal Jackson is dead what's there 2 be afraid of :P
Brittney_E 0
haha. i lol'ed(:
FunnyWeasel 7
the next pedophile
JuneBug89 0
Dude, FYL! I just woke up almost pissing my pants because I dreamt that there was a freakin' ghost figure in my window! I'm 21, and I believe in Demons(Monsters).
Honesty4U 0
Ghost, demons and monsters are completely different things. Demons are real, evil creatures who do horrible things to people and animals. Monsters are like the Boogieman, vampires and the like. Ghosts are spirits who cannot let go of this realm. Ghosts are usually harmless, unless it's a poltergeist. It's disrespectful to confuse them with each other.
Freeze_fml 17
All aboard the crazy train!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Freeze, it's a pretty crowded ride, apparently. I was reading about this for a book club recently; almost 40% of Americans believe in ghosts of some type. Another survey said about that percentage in the UK base their religion on a belief in ghosts or UFOs. O.O The UK poll was a little shady and less reported, though, so who knows. 67: So which category do cryptids fall into?
Honesty4U 0
Cryptids actually are a category all their own. As I see it, until I see reasonable proof, beyond a shadow of a doubt, I believe in cryptids, demons, and ghosts. (I have a harder time with monsters) I come from a family in which, all the females especially, have experiences with the supernatural. As a very small child, my imaginary friend was actually the spirit of a young man who had killed himself in our house before we bought it. And in our current house, my dad and I both have described a black ball of energy that runs around our living room. I never told him and he never told him, but we both described it the exact same way to my mother. The spirit world is real.
Freeze_fml 17
You can't really disprove the existence of something that doesn't exist. Keep waiting for your reasonable proof...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
For the record, Honesty, I do believe in the spirit world, though maybe not ghosts per se. I tend to view our world as having parallel planes of existence, and those aren't always ruled by our understanding of time. That just makes sense to me when thinking about some prophecies and "fortune-telling" (most can be explained culturally or are just common sense, but some can't and aren't), or past events affecting a present location. It's impossible *not* to believe in the spirit world if you're a spiritual person, as I consider myself to be (I hate the connotations of "religous"). But unlike your experience, ghosts don't really have any effect on how I live my life, so I don't really have many set beliefs or judgements about them, or about people who do. I do think certain cryptids either did exist or do exist now. After all, until recently, the giant squid was a cryptid. The reality of them is probably much simpler than their legends make them seem, though. And the only monsters I believe in are the human kind, ala Idi Amin and Ted Bundy.
pieintheface 0
yeah 14 is right go watch monsters Inc. that's how I got rid of my fear of monsters as a child
LulzNoobSauce 0
Buy a gun. That'll keep pedobear, I mean "the monsters" away. Mostly when you already killed them.