cheekychimp23
United Kingdom
Today, I had to help my constipated dog by squeezing crap out of her butt. This is a daily occurrence. FML
Today, I had to help my constipated dog by squeezing crap out of her butt. This is a daily occurrence. FML
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Just so people know I'm not a terrible dog owner - we have been to the vet numerous times and they told me it happens because her tail was docked too short when she was a puppy! I feed her oil but sadly it does not help. Sigh. Keep squeezing I guess. FML.
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Welshite 40
You may need to change the dog food you are feeding her. Just a suggestion. It isn't right she should have that problem.
furbyface711 9
Dogs and cats tails are part of their spinal cord. When it is docked too short, the spinal cord became a bit mutated and can put pressure on the rectum, making it hard to poop. My cat is a manx so she naturally has to tail. Because on that her rectum is deformed and I have to help her poop sometimes. Two vets have told me that.
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Martinez0285 28
just keep squeezing, just keep squeezing, just keep squeezing squeezing squeezing what do we do we squeeze squeeze
shitsville 13
Once, my dog had trouble pooping, and there was a lot of grass in the poop (he seems to like eating grass) and I had to pull the poop from his arse...
WICKEDxANGEL 13
you may want to see a vet
souljacker 11
Add some olive oil to her food.
skrillexx62 12
how do you make a dog poop
danhello 2
It sounds like impacted anal glands. It's gross but they can cause chronic constipation.
Paulkit 6
Get prescribed dog food diet like hills or royal canine
Tegz0rz 12
Take the poor girl to the vet, you negligent fool!
JennNoVa 8
Daily? What are you waiting for? Vet! Now!
lindaam 5
Give it a laxative dumb ass!