Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to check my grade, which was posted for an essay for my comp 1 class. I got a zero. I was devastated only to find out I never actually clicked the submit document button. My grade dropped 20 points. FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
Today, I tried to turn in a final exam online. When I went to check if it had been submitted, Blackboard told me it did. My grade told a different story. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Ghosts!
Today I woke up feeling good and ready for my online business class final, only to find that it had somehow been submitted and graded with a zero. FML
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
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ZuRG_fml 7
It didn't list such an important requirement somewhere?
allmidnighteyes 11
Once you go black, you never go ba- waaaiiit a minute ಠ_ಠ
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Comments (170)
OGReaper 2
who handwrites a paper anymore
imortal20 0
Your teacher sucks. blue or black doesn't matter
agb2001 2
In a Geography exam one year we all had to write in black, only our teacher never told us. Luckily the exam moderater realised that we didn't know 5 minutes into the exam, so she gave us all black pens. At the end, she kept us back to write over the blue stuff. The reason we had to write in black was because they were going to scan them onto a computer and send them electronically to the markers, and the scanner was so bad that it couldn't pick up blue. Apparently.
adoraaaa_fml 0
Black pens look neater. Even if you have beautiful handwriting, any ink other than black just doesn't look crisp and neat. So, yes, black is a given. :P
nkt_19 0
that's really stupid. The teacher must have mentioned that if they were going to fail you so easily.
breenntt 0
that's really stupid, I mean atleast you attempted to do it.
MeganCello 8
This is why pencil's were invented...kinda.
MrJojobinks 6
That's ******* retarded.
Littlebrraatt 14
19 FTW
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
you should write your next paper in crap