Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML
Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I finally finished our two hour long yearly compliance training at work. Not five minutes later, I receive an email from our compliance department, notifying me of a complaint against me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, I asked one of the girls at work out on a date. She responded by filing a harassment complaint. Now, I can't speak to her at all without being written up. FML
Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML
Today, I was pulled into an office by the head of my college department. I was told that I was “making someone uncomfortable” but refused to elaborate on who it was, or what I’d done wrong. How am I supposed to fix a problem if I don’t know what the problem is? FML
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Top comments
whatwhatindayeah 11
this post makes me feel uncomfortable. I think you're harassing me. that's sexist. that's racist.
Puffytruffles 18
I'm comfortable
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Comments (91)
ealovan 20
idk what the example was but honestly you probably deserved it
Nilorak 24
How the heck does he deserve it?
jlamb0328 4
She. OP has the female symbol also known as the Hand Mirror of Aphrodite at the top. Just saying
ealovan 20
if it made one person uncomfortable then i would probably be uncomfortable too cuz i tend to be squeamish
golferman72 16
Who remembers the Office and the sexual harassment and Michael Scott and Toby?!
ber4fun13 10
Probably because you made them feel guilty about wanting to or having already harassed someone.
xXanna_ 18
I'm curious to know what you did?
Acacia21 23
Her example was probably something they were guilty of...
Shadowsofthedead 10
Obviously you did too well of a job with your seminar. I'd skip the hands-on section next time.
Polynomial 28
That's the problem, no hands on experience for the blind people. Also, people keep making fun of my Red tipped white cane with a marshmallow tip. She asked me to stop playing with it during the seminar, so I had to file the complaint.
laden_swallow09 35
34- You're trying too hard.
fj19 9
Job well done!
LennyComa 39
That is some top level Trolling right there. Don't let it get to you
juarezj96 12
They did it just to annoy you op. Don't worry about it. You have a valid argument. You were making an example
molliciousj 19
We just need to know what the example is. Then we can decide if you deserved it or not. Follow-up!
boostedc 24
But then you might have explained very well :)