Today, I had to deal with numerous complaints about an employee washing their genitals in the communal bathroom sink. Nothing in the HR manual prepared me for this. FML
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BlondePsycho 43
OP here to answer your question, yes it is a woman doing this, and shes not religious or modest in the least, her phones background photo is a picture of her own ass in a thong bikini while she tries to stare at the camera over her shoulder. I work on a different floor with a different bathroom so thankfully i never saw the offense myself but i had a number of complaints from women that they walked in on her with her pants down splashing around in the sink and any attempts to confront her about this result in her either ignoring that shes being spoken to or bursting into tears and denying shes doing anything wrong, (Which is bulls*** i have atleast 8 witnesses to the contrary) Better still, my male supervisors both find this hilarious and dont want to deal with it for fear of being accused of sexual harassment. I was going to post a sign in the bathroom along the lines of "Please do not wash your venereal diseased ****** in our sink" but our lawyer says this is inappropriate so i guess i have to make something else. Bottom line is if youre making people uncomfortable in your office maybe you should find some other place to douche yourself.
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Welshite 40
She just misread the "all employees must wash hands" sign, and decided to wash everything. At least she's trying to adhere to company policy?
pratikp03 22
We had the same problem at work. Our HR department put a notice outside the bathroom and placed a person outside the bathroom. Haha
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Comments (74)
musdesimd 18
uh.....being muslim u dnt parade your junk male or female in public; doing wudu/ablution has nothing to do with washing genitals out in public; yea we r known as freaky 2u all but our religion promotes modesty
ZoroMiHawk 25
Your religion and any religion promotes brainwashing, intended to keep you believing in whatever story your religion tells you, demands you to believe it without proof, and explaining any loopholes as "faith", "mystery", "god's plan", "god works in mysterious ways" etc.
horneyhic 15
Does being Muslim make your writing incoprehe?
Stormcloak 20
If you're going to say someone's writing is incomprehensible, can you at least fully write "incomprehensible?" It sort of diminishes the validity of your point otherwise. ... sorry. Just pointing it out.
sullivankeara 25
Wouldn't you want to stay fresh?
snazzymcwho 21
Hahaha welcome to the wonderful world of management! I had a kid on staff two years ago who got multiple complaints about his lack of hygiene. We had to keep deodorant at the stand and he always had a greasy shoulder because he'd rub his face on his shirt. GROSS.
captainsmegma 12
Maybe she's clearing the deck so she will be fresh for the next manager she *****.
Foxrabbit 9
There are times and places for things like this and that is not the time or place for doing that. Please people be considerate of other people.
joe3_fml 15
Hide in the stalls and wait for that person to reoffend.
WingWalker 2
Sounds like you're not very tough mentally to handle life. Too bad.
1ch4bod_Cr4n3 6
haha that's too funny! good one
brendejafulable 41
Made me think twice about all the hair in the men's sink I have to clean each night. yuck!
smeboo 12
Be glad they don't pee in the water fountain and laugh as others use it afterwards...
momac86 17
Yikes that is disgusting