tonirene
United States
Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML
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To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,
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disturbed_girl29 0
that's a true friend
crazymanda87 0
now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...
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5t3ff1k4h 47
And she couldn't do this in the bathroom with a handheld mirror because...
rarr 0
Lol they may look like bites....
ice723 5
ass cracks cant have spider bites the crack is empty space........
MissMaryContrary 3
The very definition of friendship.
rebelharmony 0
if she was hot you wouldn't be complainin
bigbadtim 7
Remember, say no to crack. You are going to be the butt of many jokes.
bittersweet1 0
will you be my friend? lol
BlueTwist89 0
Wow. All (s)he needs is a mirror. YDI, for putting it on.
bigbadtim 7
O.P. made a complete ass of themselves. YDI for getting cheeky. :(
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#102 & #107: your puns really BUMmed me out. did your parents REAR you to be such a smart-ASS?
bigbadtim 7
109 LOL.
logical_guy 0
was she hot?
Rick1969 6
for all the pervs that assume the friend was Playboy centerfold material, think about the reality that the friend could be 4 bills with bad hygiene.