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tonirene United States

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

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To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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that's a true friend

crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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ArielTheMermaid 17

why did you 'have to'?

That's an fml?? What she look like? A bulldog? G/f's are usually cute and you'd want to do that sort of thing p.

Sucks that you aren't a guy

Wow, many stupid comments and fhl, she's the one with the spider bites also op you didn't deserve it, but it's not really a fml to me

...... You're a good friend, OP.

Y did you have to help was she to damn fat to do it her self

FML for your friend

How do you get a spider bite there?

how is that an fml god ******* forbid that to are you are there for your friend who is probably always there for you in situations like this.