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Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

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To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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that's a true friend

crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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Comments (175)

sourgirl101 29

I don't know about many people but I am able to reach my own ass crack. I think she just used that excuse to get you to touch her there. Now kiss the booboo and make it all better.

floodman360 0

whoops! my finger slipped ;) lol

lmao @ 19 that made me laugh haha

KrystalCaliyah 0

thats friend loveeee

robc32ca 4

I agree with 18. unless she's too big to reach here own ass the it is fyl

well that's just...unfortunate.

jumpinurpants 0

well have fun

i just really wana noe how a spider squeezed past her butt cheeks.. did she like hold it open and invite it in?! :-/

bahaha. nice thinking. but doesn't leave a good image in my head |:

jadeling 0

How uncomfortable...for your friend. :I

izbjannah 0

Maybe the person got surprise butt secks from the spider ?(;

EpicGirl11 0

hahaha ahhh suprise butt secks lol

mycomment 0

it's a girls butt crack, why you complaining ? unless the girl is ugly

Hey, fat chicks need love too... But they gotta pay. :P