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Layne Brazil 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait, he was too gorgeous. The only problem was that when we finished, he announced that he had to fart and did so twice. Now I’m not so sure if I’ll see him again. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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HaroerHaktak 5

I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.

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Blunt person 16

You'd dump a guy because he farted...? Shallow much? Everyone farts