Layne
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Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait, he was too gorgeous. The only problem was that when we finished, he announced that he had to fart and did so twice. Now I’m not so sure if I’ll see him again. FML
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HaroerHaktak 5
I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.
fancybest 14
Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.
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Comments (88)
arwa_cr75 6
I don't see the problem ?
Xynie 20
So its kk to give it up on the first date but not kk to pass gas?? Get over yourself.
Limizuki 8
it should be flattering that he was willing to be open and casual with you, considering it's a normal human thing to pass gas.
DanielleinDC 34
People fart. It happens. At least he warned you. Unless he's vulgar in other areas, you might want to consider giving him a second chance.
chanmeister 7
You're willing to give up someone just because they committed a basic human need? That's just sad. Also, what makes you think witnessing someone pass gas gives you the right to say FML?
Shela Norbert 4
Sooo... You're comfortable enough to have sex with him, but you're not comfortable enough for him to fart...
Brianna Hummell 3
Im sorry but it's a fart. Do you not fart?
ArbiterOfFML 24
Wow, you deserve it, but not him.
BrotherTheo 31
As many others have said, why in gods name would you let a little thing like a bit o gas get in the way of a perfectly good relationship?!? Let's be real for just one moment, shall we be? In life we are going to be exposed to some terrible, awful horrid things. Although you are not thinking about it right at this moment, are you thinking about maybe, possibly someday having a baby? Who do you think is gonna clean that kid's diaper, and I assure you baby poop is a heck of a lot worse then someone farting and babies don't give notice :-p. Look at the big picture just a little bit and I think you'll see that a little gas between partners isn't that big a deal.
Alex_7759 13
I'd probably fart every thirty seconds lol