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cemakara3 Vallensb?k, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had sex for the first time. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me because I don't think she is pretty enough since I "wanted it to be over so fast". FML

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Hey OP here. I showed my gf some of the comments on here and she is not mad anymore. Thanks!!

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Even if it weren't just biology, that seems like backwards logic. "You just came? You must think I'm hideous!"

CheekyRaccoon 27

It's still better than her asking, are you in yet? Practice makes perfect.

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NinePlusTen 4

Screw that b****, dump her ass

DeadxManxWalking 27

Was it her first time too? Cause when apparently doesn't understand the science behind sex

Take a Viagra and bang her again!!!

it sounds like you 2 might be too young to be having sex.

your girlfriend sounds like an idiot.