Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML
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So...A little back story. I went to the doctor to get tests because I often feel faint and dizzy in the mornings and it's quite an inconvenience. Just last week, when I took my cat to the vet, I ended up starting to black out randomly. Pretty embarrassing and obviously super inconvenient, as I had to drive home afterwards and was doubtful about whether or not I was okay enough to drive home. I get to the verge of fainting often enough to concern me. I've gotten a few tests over the years, but my doctor remains largely unconcerned about it. She thinks it's just my very low blood pressure, but I do everything I can to help that. I drink lots of water, eat salty snacks, and never get up too quickly-- but it doesn't help. So, ironically, I ended up fainting at a doctors' appointment to look into why I keep almost fainting. To answer some frequently asked questions: No, the nurse wasn't "impressed." I'm a female. Also, I think me lying on the floor immobile kind of killed the mood.
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lizzlegirl 9
dont worry nurses have seen everything..
DomDomxoxo 16
47: I think "urine trouble" was a pun for "you're in trouble"...
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cassi135t 1
Don't worry OP, I always black out after I get blood drawn too...Except I've never been discovered with my pants down. O.o
PinkyPie09 6
Don't feel too embarrassed OP, I'm a CNA and I have seen way worse than that and so have all the nurses that I work with. Trust me, I work at a nursing home.
cassi135t 1
Don't worry OP, I always black out when I get blood drawn too...Except I've never been discovered with my pants down. O.o
Harpy20 24
Caught with your pants down, huh? "I WAS IN THE POOOOOL!" (George Costanza)
donkey79 0
Were you covered in your own pee?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#45 Actually, no. The whole fainting thing made me stop peeing, fortunately. Could have turned out much worse.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#101 I am so glad that didn't happen to me.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Finally. An OP comments!
babyshaft408 8
Was she hot cuz that sounds like a start of a ****.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
What kind of sick pornos do you watch?
emmaweeee 0
They've seen alot worse than that OP
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
At least you were discovered soon. And there weren't any fatal injuries. Still, FYL, OP.
neorae 1
I had to get a urine test, but the bathroom was dirty so they told me to do it in the room. I couldn't stop peeing after the little cup filled up. I left with a puddle all on the back of my pants :( I'm a girl. I could hear the nurses laughing and talking about it as I walked away..
apalmer1 1
Don't worry my mom is a nurse and she sees naked people everyday. Nothing phases them.