Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss still won't believe in climate change, and won't do anything to reduce our carbon footprint. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I started to give a 30-minute presentation about environmental sustainability. When I'd finished what I though was a powerful introduction, I was informed that I was in the wrong conference room, speaking to a group of what appeared to basically be a bunch oil barons. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Sounds like people like you are going extinct in your class...
WCARlover 35
I'm a conservative person but tend to go away from the conservative norm when it comes to this topic. There are too many of "my kind" that look the other way and ignore facts when it comes to climate change, it's just sad.
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Comments (74)
DamnGina 3
My opinion is chemtrails are the reason for our "climate change".
toesparkle 13
Who's your teacher? Rick Perry?
Whiterabbit601 3
Why is that any different than the liberal left pushing their agendas in class?
BaccaBossMC 7
I have a teacher like that for my Biology Honors class. She is too stupid to realize that GMOs are not healthy.
wawa_sxm 15
Only in America do you hear so many teachers imposing their personal view in a science class. Teach a different class if you want but stop talking as tough science is a matter of opinion!