Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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extrasnipes 22
Sounds like people like you are going extinct in your class...
WCARlover 35
I'm a conservative person but tend to go away from the conservative norm when it comes to this topic. There are too many of "my kind" that look the other way and ignore facts when it comes to climate change, it's just sad.
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Comments (74)
mrandmrsanon 7
Do you go to a school in the south cause my friend also has an environmental studies teacher that's backwards about climate change. It's amazing how someone gets a doctorate to teach in a college while not understanding that 7 billion people have an effect on the place they live.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
How the hell is this man an environmental science teacher with that mentality?
fmyinternet 13
Wtf.
rustybucket 24
How can anyone deny climate change and the direct impact humans have had on it? At this point there's so much evidence it's almost impossible to argue against. I'm sorry your teacher and classmates are morons but take solace in the fact that you're smarter than them and actually recognize that we're destroying our planet.
murph_fml 21
Better get with the program, this is the New and Improved Education in America.
MrJoseMartinez 4
That moron isn't fit to teach
alex_gen 39
Is your professor Myron Ebell?
chosha_fml 27
Even if you have to do do it anonymously, I would report this to management at your school. He should be teaching accurate environmental science, not indoctrinating the class in his ignorance. It's like someone agreeing to teach a science class and then telling students that evolution isn't real.
dabomsht123 3
Your teacher is a jackass moron!
acmariner99 25
So somebody teaches a dissenting opinion and you get upset? Challenge him, grow up, and stop whining. I know this site slants left, but Jesus.
Oceanborn_fml 24
No, it's about a science teacher denying science.