Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML
Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML
Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML
Today, I had an epic, two-hour conversation with a brilliant, beautiful future leader of our industry. She's an intern. I'm just some loser horndog of a senior manager in another department. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
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Top comments
warfare32 9
Hard day at work I see. Luke does become a Jedi master, just not in the first 2 trilogies.
BlakesHonestLie 8
I agree good sir. That sounds like a fun time at work to me. I wish my employees would grace me with a conversation like that, instead of the "guess what my girlfriend did or did not do" variety.
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Comments (43)
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Strong in this one is the Force. Ashamed you should not feel.
ShantonK 2
I wouldnt say luke was even close Jedi Knight status by RotJ. Padawan at best. The only thing he had going for him was that he was Anakin/Vaders son and had the potential to turn him back to the light and forfill his destiny by killing the Emperor and restoring balance to the force. Yes...i am a geek boy!!
doritowhore 9
And that's a bad thing? Would you rather have boring, bland small talk?
BlackPhenom 9
So you're one of those people.
cheertrombonist 9
So you're one of THOSE terrible commenters.. makes sense.
ICastillo 25
Hey man that's not bad, you could have given away your $50 winning lottery ticket to some random stranger....
cheertrombonist 9
because that is SO relevant to this situation.
ICastillo 25
Yeah, yeah I know fail. Shut Up!!
cheertrombonist 9
well there's no call to be RUDE!
sairbeargirl 4
that is not an FML. that is awesome
Albarufus 13
But those nerdy conversations are really fun sometimes!
redmnky21 8
your trolling yo
RaggleFrock 13
a darth vader nooooooooooo
Atrocyty 16
Could have been worse. You could have had an in depth conversation about Twilight
Abantiquo 7
That's not an FML. That's a humblebrag!