Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
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Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
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TheGothGamerGirl 20
It's the thought that counts. ;)
thinkPlNK 0
those Eminem's should have only cost you 50 cent. but because they cost you $60, that's Ludacris!
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Comments (161)
BrysGirl27 14
Mmmm and let me tell you they were delicious:p hahah jk that sucks!!!!!:/
girlofwords 3
Wow that really sucks. I just can't stop wondering how much M&Ms that actually was.. $60... for M&Ms.. I would be way happy with one bag of the pretzel M&Ms... king size sure.
EandL_fml 2
you paid $60 for M&M's? you deserve it! you can buy the pink and red ones at the store for like 2 bucks
Knash 3
was it fedex? they always just throw your packages in plain sight for everyone to see.
geod69 8
Dude just buy those candy hearts for 2 bucks at walmart
BGoodRBCareful 5
Contact M&M customer service immediately to see if they can rush you a replacement. If they didn't require a signature for delivery, it's M&M's fault. FedEx covers the first $100 value of a package as part of the package rate, so they'll get their money back anyway. Anybody who gives chocolate on Valentines Day is a superhero in my eyes, & you may still be able to save the day!
adilloway311 0
Of course u had to specify that it was in ur "porche" #douche
adilloway311 0
Haha just kidding... Sucks for u anyway...
not_bothered 10
LOL.. she said porch - as in front of her house... not 'porche' loool...
zfchatroulette 24
Okay did you notice that it doesn't say "Porsche" which is how you spell the car name? It says "porch" as in OP's front porch where packages normally get left by the UPS guy or whatever. Also, this is NOT Twitter, pleeeeease don't use #hashtags. It makes you more of a douche than anyone with a nice car, trust me.
MisUnFortunate 31
Hahahaha you're a ******* idiot :'D
EffYoLife 14
Ydi for spending 60 dollars on M&ms
worldclassrager 41
I don't understand why people do this