Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
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TheGothGamerGirl 20
It's the thought that counts. ;)
thinkPlNK 0
those Eminem's should have only cost you 50 cent. but because they cost you $60, that's Ludacris!
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Comments (161)
misssasy11 0
What kind of lowlife steals M&M's? Is this what America has come to?
Torva_fml 16
Not just America my friend... Anyways.. Dont lump the whole country in.
RedPillSucks 33
Most likely, the package wasn't labeled M&M. Theives steal whatever is convenient, then later they figure out if it's valuable. Most likely, the package was tossed somewhere because the thief didn't see the value in a package of candy.
Nekro_kat 1
I'll steal M&M's:) in a heart beat!
ineslovescats 5
Wowwy that sucks OP! I thought the UPS people were supposed to wait for you to come get the package or leave with it and come back tomorrow or something so that it doesn't get stolen? I'd complain to the delivery place
ladyLALAA 29
Or they can just throw your packages on the porch and bail, haha!
LaughinStock 16
Ha yeah I like my UPS guy, he likes to knock. I'm like who the **** is that? :-/ Then I open the door and he waves goodbye and I'm like ahhhh! :) MY PACKAGE!! :D
DjeePee 25
Some delivery man gave my packages to the wrong house. Luckily for me, those people were kind enough to return them, but still...
ckyorelse 18
Actually unless it requires a signature we can leave it at the door. Most packages don't require a signature
xInwex 12
They don't really care sometimes... Onetime I was waiting for a really important medical package (with really expensive stuff inside I might add) and the delivery people left it out in the pouring rain! Worst part? My family was home the entire time, the guy didn't knock so we never noticed until later in the day. Ugh
tygerarmy 35
At least they didn't ring your bell rapid fire waking your kids. Call up the delivery company, you probably won't get your candy in time but at least you'll get your money back.
downtime 13
122, Sounds like they'd have wanted the rapid fire doorbell ring. It's a nice follow up to see how in the eyes of the general public the delivery company is always to blame regardless of the situation.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Man some morons will steal anything.
ieatbrady 4
Are they by any chance Late Nite Reading MnMs?
nattynatters 14
I'm sorry OP. that is seriously shitty. Does the company that shipped them not have to reimburse you? I know FedEx usually does.
Blair33_fml 6
You can sue the shipping company. A package must be given to a person once it has been delivered. It cannot be left at a house without the persons knowledge.
marmlr339 14
No, if it's not registered post it can Just be left there...
CynePhoba 23
What 52 said ^ some packages are allowed to be left there.
Clamcreepy 7
Damn times must be hard out here to steal M&Ms or the thief saw a way to make their significant other happy by your expense. Either way though it's still ****** up.
DaKillaMafia 2
And another FML moment if he doesn't believe you..
YourBuddyElmo 5
Hint: it was the neighbor complaining of a stomach ache. :)
ZielZone 4
Blair's a douche. First thing they think of is litigation. Call the company, tell them you did not get your shipment. 9 out of 10 times they will re-ship without any fuss. Give them a better shipping address though or request that it be held for pick up. You've still got time before the big day.