Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML
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Hi! I'm the OP! Thanks for the comments :) The exam did actually go well, even with the distractions :P The reason nobody said anything was probably because 1) it would be super awkward to sit through the rest of the exam 2) as soon as the test was done, you had to leave the classroom (no talking as it could distract others still taking the test) 3) Talking/laughing/moving could be seen as cheating (and nobody wants to be thrown out of a final test that can only be taken once a year) Everyone was sending eachother "please let this stop"-looks, though XD (The guard on the other hand, was just pretending like nothing)
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DigitalDoctor 2
Did he burp and fart in morse code? 1-B, 2-D, 3-A...
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I hope you passed (your test, that is)!
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Comments (92)
False_Stupidity 42
Hope some of it was multiple choice, then you could just take you best gas while trying to filter the smells.
worldclassrager 41
Well how did the exam go?
_DudeGuy_ 16
I just came back to this website after a long time. I saw that Perdix was banned and that DocBastard stopped posting? Someone care to explain about Perdix? I assume Doc's situtation was subsequent of Perdix being banned.
_FML_Austin_ 12
let's just hope you passed the test as she passed gas...
killer0689 20
lmfao.. exam with entertainment of drum beats
TerraShadow 18
I feel your pain. One time my high school had a four hour lockdown and the kid sitting next to me got so scared that he had such bad gas, it gets worse, he crapped himself and we weren't allowed to move.
juanschwartz 18
Oh my god
loathingloser 14
So Jack Black is playing R.L Stine in a 'Goosebumps' movie.
juanschwartz 18
Funky,
jagma_fml 14
imagine the guards day... "had to proctor a 5 hour exam with bad gas... the looks i got nearly killed me. fml"
Witchylady 18
Embarrassing for her not so much for you.