katluvnc
Wilmington, United States
Today, I grazed my hand over the bottom of my desk's keyboard tray, and found something sticky. I gagged when I realized it was jizz, and I immediately washed my hands and wiped everything. I then checked my browser history, which was full of porn. Thanks, roomie. FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
Disgusting! Who would do such a terrible thing? Hasn't he learned to wipe his browser history?
cacheson 42
You guys should have a serious talk about boundaries!
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Comments (52)
jeffprobs 29
**** is like sneezing, its okay to sneeze but never leave a sticky mess
justingug76 14
How hard is it when your roomate cannot even grab a box of Kleenex? Certainly this was a situation that was very sticky.
Zanquis 22
It was probably very hard for him at that moment. But he could have atleast cleaned up when all was soft again..
schreibergx93 19
Forget wiping the history, does he not know how to use a tissue?
dirty_dan_ 15
That's nasty. Make that animal clean it up and sanitize everything
Tannasgh 22
Ever heard of a user account password?
quarterbird 18
This is one of those situations where assault should be justifiable...
LaLince 40
YDI for not protecting your computer with a password.
leogachi 15
@32 She deserved to get a handful of her roommate's semen because she didn't password protect her computer?
Enkeria 30
Maybe put a password on the computer? That's disgusting!
TheLastCenturion 19
There's this thing called a password for your computer. Use it.
Jachin357 28
well, lick it up then.