Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I got written up with a final warning because I ''drink alcoholic beverages'' at work. I was drinking Root Beer. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
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pickwick716 0
You made a fine drink and imma let you finish, but your colleague made one of the greatest drinks of all time!
Pandasaur 0
At least your boss is honest.
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Comments (99)
bubblybrooke 12
plexico- win.
visage 0
Suck off the boss.... problem solved.
jacob128 4
Op is a guy...
InigoMontoya 0
That sounds like something snarky a gay male business owner would say.
giganticbrain 0
You know, that is a VERY good point!
LustWasHeart 0
Only in Maryland.
ohmywordthirty 0
god I love my state.
VD007 0
YDI for having your boss not like you, you should give him pleasure more often.
DrunkenValor 0
Rohypnol his drink and take hideous advantage. RAPE!
DrunkenValor 0
Plex, you can't take a shit on the loo, because when you yawn a used tampon will inevitably fly into his/her mouth. Jeez.
21icefox 0
ur boss is a jerk.